Things I’ve Learned From Starfield

  • As long as the credits keep rolling in, life’s good
  • Just because a place is called “Abandoned” doesn’t mean it is ACTUALLY abandoned
  • Planets with 0.5 gravity or less are FUN
  • Side quests can be good XP, but remember what planet they are from
  • Main quests may be “main”, but they are never urgent
  • Canuck brand is Canada’s legacy! Poutine!
  • People won’t care if you break into their house and steal all their succulents
  • Weight training is key (see: succulents)
  • SUCCULENTS!!

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